Tzatziki Ice cream would go hard ain’t gonna lie

I’d make one called “Super Vanilla” It’s like regular vanilla ice cream but the person serving it to you calls you boring and try to interest you in one of their own kinks.

Jaffa cake ice cream!

Dr. Pepper but labeled “vanilla”

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Horchata as a base flavor, with chocolate covered cookie bits for some crunchy texture.

That sounds pretty dope. Would definitely try it.

I would go sweet and salty I think. Like a peanut brittle for crunch, a fudge swirl, and a Vineland base? I sounds basic but I think would be good

Ben & Jerry’s “Pecan Sanders”. Vanilla ice cream with a maple ribbon for Vermont, pecans, and shortbread pieces.

Mashed potatoes and gravy.

You could pass it off as vanilla ice cream or as actual mash potatoes and cause chaos. 😈

I have made chocolate chip coffee ice cream with a hint of whiskey before and it was delicious, so probably that.

Buttered popcorn with caramel swirl. Maybe some sea salt.

It would taste like the feeling of smug satisfaction you get when you’re proven right and you get to say “I told you so!”. Kind of like the medicine Mary Poppins gives, it would taste different for every person.

Disappointment.