I knew one guy who had a plane roll up for him!

Does anyone know who painted this thing?

Redneckistan.

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This is a remarkable solution. Maybe I just need to get a second house They’re really hard to steal though.

You have no idea what passive voice means.

But I have gotten into trouble for dishwashing habits. My wife lives 70 miles away, which is probably why she hasn’t strangled me over the last 15 years.

I’m totally guilty of using the dishwasher for storage. She and my (adult) kids have chewed me out for this. “But I was going to put away,” followed by a kick in the ass .

Prostate

I was very suspicious too. But I figured I’d give it a try for maybe $25 and it was okay. I ordered a couple other times and the stuff came as advertised.

However, what does bothere is that this stuff is so cheap that I’m wondering if they are using slave labor. It is a real possibility.

I’ve been getting incredibly cheap clothes at temu.com. Decent quality too.

Like $9 Hawaiian shirts and shirts. I also bought my SO dresses for $10.

They have tons of other stuff too.

I hate these things. I took one out to an abandoned reservoir and blew it to pieces with a .12 gauge shotgun. Very therapeutic.

They’ve been code where I am in the u.s. for 20 years.

Sozzled.

French for drunk.

Only saw it on a British translation of Zola’s L’ Assomoir.

Some people are kryptonite.

JFC

Diarrhea is no excuse in America. Strap on some Depends and get back to work!

I can’t tell you how many times I hoped it was an alien invasion.

When 9/11 occurs and you believe your building is being targeted next. When you are on the 46 floor and have a clear flight path right at you.

When a psycho murderer with am assault rifle mass murders people across the street from you (101 California street, San Francisco, 1993)

We worked through that one. But my boss hated his job so much, he said let them kill me.

Seriously, I don’t do anything with electricity anymore. I’ll gladly pay up to hire someone.

My most recent adventure involved my HVAC unit repeatedly blowing two 50 amp breakers on a subpanel.

Turns out cat hair somehow covered the coil an blew the breakers. I’ve presented the cat with the invoice. But no, I’m not getting near anything with that much juice.

That pretty much sums it up.

The phone never leaves my side, but I dread getting an actual phone call.

Not to mention the Bush imbeciles.