I knew I got the title wrong haha

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

It’s pronounced like Owned with a P in front. It was just a msipelli g that took off.

They already had 26,000 rape related pregnancies, just 26,000 rape related pregnancies, NOT 26,000 total rapes.

I saw this guy yesterday, just without the cigarette.

GTA IV had a Tw@ Internet Cafe so I’ve always kind of thought of it like that.

This is too woke for half of America now.

Definitely give the first a shot as it may not be so easy to go back after playing the second. Plus UNDEAD NIGHTMARE is legit a good time. Really wish Rockstar had kept up with DLC at least so we could get a GTA Undead Nightmare.

I just got to the redeemer bit haha.

GtaV and The Righteous Gemstones, which fits damn near perfectly together.

Buttered popcorn with caramel swirl. Maybe some sea salt.