My favorite color’s name is Roy G. Biv.

Because I can’t settle on just one.

You can even have sex on the internet!

Puts on his robe and wizard hat

Imma have to go with “IRL” because it’s the only one I use IRL.

Horrible.

They even contradict themselves in this shit. There’s what you quoted, but there is also this bit further up in a previous section:

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“We can use your shit however we like, but if your shit is illegal, you’re the one who’ll be responsible; not us.”

It wouldn’t be galactic. Just interplanetary.

Well mostly the only people using the word Nazi are calling out the Nazis. The Nazis themselves don’t claim to be Nazis. In fact the Nazis very often say Nazis don’t exist, and then go on to define a Nazi as strictly a member of the Nazi Socialist Party from ~WW2 and deny all other usages.

MAGAT works better anyway since it sounds like maggot, and maggots are gross just like MAGATs.

No one person specifically, but it was all the ADHD memes that had me actually go and get checked. Ended up diagnosed with ADHD, Asperger’s, and BPD. I didn’t even know about BPD until I was told I had it.

Probably. It was mostly black but I can’t remember anything more concrete except one of my cards I called the “race card” because it eliminated all white cards, including your own, from play.

I’d still have the deck itself, along with a ton of other things I had before graduating high school, if my parents hadn’t just thrown practically everything I owned away when I left for 5 months to work on a cruiseship.

Not that it could be used in tourneys these days… A good chunk of them are probably banned by now because they were NOT balanced lol

I have 1/4 of a glass of water.

Normally it’s empty because I finish it before I even sit down.

Ah… I get these now.

They don’t put any bottom text because they don’t like to bottom.

Back when I was in middle school, I had made an unbeatable Magic deck. The whole thing was built around just not letting the other player do jack shit. Everything I had other than the land cards would eliminate your creatures, your spells, or both while doing very little actual damage themselves. It would slowly kill you while you could do nothing but stand by and watch as everything you laid down, would be removed on my next turn.

I felt bad about it only after nobody would play against me anymore.

I was a kid in the 90’s. It’d probably be easier to list the normalest cartoons. Like Doug.

Freakazoid, possibly. Or Toxic Avenger. Though the latter is more insane that they turned the original concept into something for kids in the first place.

It wasn’t originally designed for kids, and it really shows with the pilot episode. It had swearing in it and most of the jokes would go over kids’ heads. Certainly went over mine until I re-watched it as an adult.

That’s a bummer man.

There’s a great line describing Aeschylus’ sentences as great galumphing things with adjectives hanging off them like monstrous shaggy eyebrows.

“These aren’t the kinds of adjectives he used, mind you, this is just a tribute.”

But keep trying to rewrite English.

Spoken like someone who doesn’t understand language enough to know that it evolves.

I think you really need to look up the definition of the word nazi…

Okay, let’s see…

a person who seeks to impose their views on others in a very autocratic or inflexible way.

Words sometimes mean more than one thing.

Hm… I should go out in public with my leash and collar like this and maybe that’ll help me find someone else to hold the leash. 🤔