Salt? You put it everywhere and in ancient times was literally used as “salary” for workers.
Hence the term “worth your salt”.
P.S. I just made that up, I have no idea if it’s true.
Mustard
oh no there are other answers other than this… how silly :(
Dijon, grainy, honey, yellow, brown, spicy, Coleman’s, German… so many mustards to chose from.
Mayonnaise because it goes with everything. You can add flavour to mayonnaise. It’s the most versatile of the condiments.
Respectfully disagree. Mustard on a pretzel, yay! Mayo on a pretzel, yugh!
Mustard + mayo on a pretzel is slept on.
Excellent with fries.
Mayonnaise.
It’s utilitarian as fuck and goes on or with everything. Think of every other condiment listed here and think what you usually use it on. Guarantee it’s also got mayo or even has mayo in the condiment.
BBQ sauce. Sweet baby rays if you are doing store bought.
My preferred brand. The sugar free one is great.
Fun fact, they (at least in my area) call that one just Baby Rays, not Sweet Baby Rays.
Mayo + Ketchup
Throw in a bit of vinegar and chopped pickles and you got yourself not one 1 but 1000 islands!
1 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup yellow onion, minced 2 tablespoons ketchup 2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish 1 teaspoon lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon sweet paprika 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
Pickled onions.
Laoganma chili crisp
Awesome on pizza.
Soy sauce
Chilli sauce
Ranch. It goes with everything.
Chilli sauce, or I could just say just any hot sauce in general so Chilli/Pepper sauce because it works on practically everything.
HP Sauce
End of conversation ;)
Ketchup! It’s also a vegetable.
It’s a sports drink!
It’s what plants crave.
Hot sauce, something sweet with mango or pineapple and hot enough to get a sweat on.