At the end of his life, my grandpa subsisted on 2 pints of strawberry banana yoplait yogurt and a pack of Coors light a day. What dietary hell will you fall into?
I’m never upset with a decent burger
My grandpa drank 14 cans of Diet Pepsi and a box of Milkbone dog treats when he had the Alzheimer’s.
They are kinda dry.
Chips & Salsa
Hagan Däz Dulce de Leche ice creamI love that flavor of ice cream. I’m pissed though, my local Wawa doesn’t carry it anymore
As you hear the words “goodnight sweet prince”, you take your final bite of the Däz.
Don’t get the one with churro. Not even close to as good.
Little Debbie Zebra Cakes all day long.
Thats what I’m talkin’ about.
And I bet this time you recieved blood before you got them
My dad ate a ding dong a drank a Pepsi every single day for decades. He’s going strong at 85, but it was the stones that made him quit
Mick & Keith really are a couple of wet blankets.
You can’t always get what you want
When I’m senile? Ice cream sandwiches. I’d have forgotten I’m lactose intolerant, God be with the poor soul taking care of me.
Obligatory OP comment:
I’d probably drink PBR Xtra and the Cookies and Cream ice cream from Aldi all day and then croak.
Big gallon bucket of cookies and cream ice cream from aldis is a godsend.
Chicken flavor Maruchan Ramen. I would eat that shit every day If I didn’t gain 5 pounds per ounce of any carbs I consume.
That’s one of the few gluten laced things I will gladly sacrifice for. I boil the seasoning right in the water and add garlic and Asian hot spices in it.
Feel like shit for it- but WORTH IT!
Sometimes being my flavor of neuro divergent really sucks lmao. I do not have a favorite food. I don’t even really have a favorite flavor. I don’t even like to drink coffee multiple days a week, which is why I have a cabinet with 30 odd types of teas and tisanes.
I don’t even have a favorite texture or flavor profile of food. I definitely prefer bitter and spicy to sweet, but that’s about it. And I find the act of eating comforting in itself, but I have nothing I can point to as a comfort food.
So much oatmeal. I love oatmeal.
I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate
Pizza and candy corn.
Do the candy corns melt into the pizza?
You eat the candy corn woke you wait for the delivery or oven.
Diet Pepsi (specifically from the individual bottles, the other taste different to me) and bagged popcorn. If LesserEvil isn’t out of business, you’ll find me mummified under their pink salt popcorn. Don’t weep, for it will mean I went with a joyous heart
and probably choking on a kernal.Probably pop tarts and diet coke
The cheapest insect based product, hopefully.
The only thing any workingmam needs for any meal is a nice hot pasty.
Give me that and a drink or two, I shall die happy as my forebears before me.
