Out of curiosity, do men generally measure the lengths of their pps? I asked my fiancé and he says he hasn’t. Wondering if he’s in the minority, or if he’s actually lying and just won’t tell me.
Measure twice, cut once
-Lorena Bobbit
That’s a deep cut.
When I was a teen I did. Used my hands as reference then a ruler to get the measurement.
Why didn’t you just use the ruler? Were you not allowed to have the supervised access to the house ruler?
ruler was for school, don’t want my junk touching my school things.
The way you’ve phrased the question, it sounds like you’re asking if we do it on the regular, like stepping on the scale or trying on old pants. Like it’s something we keep track off as a part of our routine.
In which case, no. I do not measure my penis.
I have measured my penis, once or maybe twice, back during the period of time I could reasonably expect it to still be working on attaining its final dimensions. Unsurprisingly, it turned out to be perfectly average.
The question “Have you ever measured your penis?” will get you entirely different results than the question “Do you [‘do’ as in currently, in a continuing manner] measure your penis?”
May you please use the NSFW mark instead of only specify it in the title?
Can’t speak for all men but I don’t.
No, I didn’t need to measure my dick, I had it measured during penis inspection day in 11th grade and got my girth certificate. It hasn’t grown since then, so I don’t think I need to update my details.
No.
Not since I was 13.
Pretty sure it’s bigger now. Lemme go measure it…
I did when I was losing weight as a tertiary measurement of improvement behind weight and blood pressure improvements.
Just make sure you measure correctly.
no reason to. it already disappoints your mom enough. why give me a reason to be disappointed as well. besides its not like i dont already know its smol.
Measured twice. Once when I was roughly 16 and again in my mid 20’s. I lost an inch
I did once when I was 15 but this is not something I do regularly, because why would I? It’s not like it goes on your driver’s license.
Right? I did it 25ish years ago. Was already disappointed once, won’t get a different result now.
Well of course we do! Every weekend we get together for an old fashioned measuring contest. After 50 things start to get interesting as you rarely have the same winners due to the erectile dysfunction. That was the case until Jamal joined… Bastard has been taking home the gold for the last 3 years.
I did once, didn’t like the answer I got so I’ve never done it again.
Was that the inspiration for your display name?