I know it’s a thought experiment but try to be a little realistic.

Assume the machine breaks after 1 upload.

Oh, brother, no. Godel’s incompleteness theorem is a problem much bigger than imaginary numbers. Imaginary numbers are just something we initially didn’t account for but we can (and did) fix. Godel’s theorem means everything may just be broken and we just don’t know.

I also don’t have that drawer, but I have a box next to the toolbox labeled “useful crap that aren’t tools”

Haven’t watched TV in so long that when I invited friends over to watch the last Super Bowl, we had to scramble to find a streaming service that had it because I forgot TVs need an antenna to get the actual channels and we don’t have one.

Honestly, I would be suspicious of any kid who doesn’t like eating miniature trees.

I get convicted for rape and fraud. We have empirical evidence that it works.

Yes. That’s not what the regulation says, but exceptions are made all the time.

It’s not. It’s weird that you’re defending a billionaire, bootlicker.

100 what? USD? If so, I used to routinely buy around that amount back when I was a cokehead and I still did it by getting in the back of the car. Perhaps it’s just different cultures. I can’t even imagine myself picking drugs from a tree (?)

What happened to the good old days when you got into the back of a car with a shady guy?

I already have 30GB of math textbooks, I guess I’ll just download another 70GB of textbooks on various subjects and sell them to students. Y’all gonna return after 5 years to a new Elsevier.

I know a Kal-El. His mom just thinks it’s a cute name and has no idea where it came from so I’m sure his dad is the culprit.

Too soft. You should not be able to own a house in which you’re not gonna live at least 6 months and 1 day per year. Period.

This is literally what caused the UK to fall back into a housing crisis that they had mostly solved with heavy regulation.