I’m sweating looking at the picture. I wouldn’t last 5 minutes.
I’m sweating looking at the picture. I wouldn’t last 5 minutes.
This is what Elmo wanted from us.
If you’re really lucky, the CEO might show you a picture of the third yacht your hard work and dedication got him!
That earns a pitcher for the table, for sure!
I went to a karaoke night one where there were actual talented singers. There was a lady who did this song, nailing all the high notes.
Her friend followed up with Beyonce - Love on top, and nailed every key change.
Not to be out done, one of their BF’s/Husbands followed that With Bill Withers - Lovely Day, and held all the notes…
My friends and I left. We did not know it was that type of party.
Someone moved a picture in Word…
I still like the theory that the “mutants” below are just the Flintstones. The Jetson society hoarded all the technology and moved into the sky to get away from the peasants…
Thank you for this answer! I will hopefully be able to use it in the near future to trigger my favorite response from people: “Why do you know that?”
After being removed from the bakery, she went and started her own business to get what she wanted. In a nod to owner of the bakery who gave her the idea, she named her company: Bad Dragon.
Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs
I keep my smart ass & my smart balls in my smarty pants.
… Actually, yes I have lots of questions!
There are 3 types of perfect sticks:
Super straight
Shaped like another thing
Big stick / small dog combo
Since you seem to be a good person to ask, and will probably give a better answer than Google, was the thorn somewhere in our current 26 letter alphabet at some point and got deleted, or was it already gone out of style by the time we settled in our current order?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I can answer it pretty easily:
Right now? No. My life is not 100% perfect, but it’s maintainable and enjoyable.
If I was at rock bottom? My soul is getting auctioned off to the highest bidder.
It’s wrong on both ends. (Heh)
I’ve heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people
Mur der
Mur cler
For the love of your sanity please don’t go anywhere near the modern platformers like Super Meat Boy or Celeste.