idk just a random scenario stuck in my head
- You retain all intelligence.
- You must have confirmation yourself that your message reached the president.
- You can’t pick human as your animal.
- The president as referring to Joe Biden. Other country presidents are accepted though.
Parrot, probably the African Grey. Because you can talk. Being a talking bird with a heck of a vocabulary asking to get a message to the president is probably going to get the White House social media office’s attention, and maybe then the president.
Kinda cheating, but that would probably work.
OP said you retain your own intelligence, so I don’t see why a parrot would be any better than any animal with lips and vocal chords that could theoretically support humanlike speech.
oh but that’s basically only humans. our mouths are one of our fairly unique features.
Humans and birds. Crows can speak too apparently.
Why would you want to turn back?
I’d become a loving purring cat and would look for a household that would treat me like I treat my cats right now. They’re the 1% of the animal kingdom, might as well get the animal life I won’t ever get as a human. Not even trying once to do the president quest.
I love how 80% of the comments are “Fuck the president, I want to be an animal!”
I don’t disagree.
I’d think any kind of endangered animal, to ensure I’m not killed for sport or something, but also big enough to not be anythings food. Elephant maybe or bear? From there, it’s easy, since I’d be able to kinda write as both of those, start writing messages. If I’m in the wild, go to a camp area or trail humans use a lot, leave messages everywhere until someone records me writing them. At that point, I’m sure some kind of government scientist would want to know why and how I know English. Then tell them I want to talk to the president as I’m actually an alien.
Do I turn back that moment? If so this is gonna be awkward, but I also just turned from an animal to a human… so maybe it would add to my alien story.velociraptor, go to park, write my message in the dirt and addess it to the president, wait for news coverage to start. pretty sure some president will hear about the literate velociraptor quick
I’d be the President’s dog. And then I’d just need to get their attention at that point, so I’ll keep biting his secret service agents until finally they start to wonder what’s up. It shouldn’t take more than 3 or 4 bites for people to realize I’m trying to send a message, right?
If a plane counts as an animal then I’ve got some towers to find
Raccoon. Live new life as trash panda, never turn back.
Can the message be rude? Because if so, hornet.
I was thinking pigeon, but I suppose yours works too…
Great ape.
Learn sign language.Couldn’t you just draw in the sand with a stick? I think if there’s an ape who’s fluent in English handwriting that would make it to the news pretty fast.
Easy thing. Just pick an animal that you don’t need to turn back from. I’d say a search-and-rescue dog is probably having a blast and a good life.
Don’t they get traumatised
I don’t know. In the tv documentary they made it look like fun.
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Does the president have to understand the message, or just receive it?
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Do I know how to use the animal’s skills (e.g. flying) instinctively without learning?
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Is my fight or flight response the same as for human me, or do I inherit that from the animal also? (E.g. as a cat am I terrified of dogs?)
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