1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
  • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

    Who told you to drive a parade float to the store?

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          2 months ago

          No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I’m doing, and I’m already in my work shuttle.

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            2 months ago

            Ah, gotcha, you need new underwear and a new stick of deodorant for the job. That makes total sense then, be sure to hold up traffic so you can back in to park. It’s essential.

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              2 months ago

              Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I’m adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.