For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I’d like fewer water in my glass please.
Remove around 2×105 molecules.
Oh god, the waiter just added twice that by breathing! Sentence him!
Just set the AC to “dry” and wait a minute