I’ll start. In my family, no one can get away with grammatical or spelling misstakes.
having needs
“You don’t need glasses/braces/a new toothbrush (!?), you’re just being dramatic!”
“There’s nothing wrong with you. Shut up or I’ll give you something to complain about.”
Dad?
Not saying I’m from a conservative Muslim family with extreme emphasis on shame but if anyone knew I date people my head would be mounted on a pole
Ah man. I grew up in an Evangelical Christian family, specifically Independent Fundamental Baptist. The most conservative of conservative Christians. The kind of Baptists who think Southern Baptists are “liberal”. I remember when I had my first girlfriend in High school and my parents thought I might maybe possibly have had sex one time. I had not. At least not at that point. They Flipped. Their. Shit.
Coming out of the closet.
❤️🏳️🌈
Can’t tell if the spelling misstakes are engagement bait or just a sad irony.
It’s bait of course.
Treating mental health issues, because they apparently don’t exist.
Not taking shoes off at the door
Same here. No one wears shoes in the house.
Work.
Grew up on a tobacco farm, didn’t matter what was going on, if there was work it had to be done.
Dang, are you guys like old world royalty, and wealthy as fuck?
Eating the last one of any snack.
Who gets to eat it?
Nobody. The last one must remain on the plate. Anyone who goes for it gets admonished.
No one, until supplies are replenished. Once there’s more than one it’s fair game again.
Having dreams or being understood.
My family is pretty chill. I can do pretty much whatever.
You grew up on reddit?
*mistakes
Mistakes were made…
–Sylvanas Windrunner
Miss Steaks.
Miss takes.
Takes what?
Are we related?
It might be more likely than you might think.
Being left alone.
Stealing the poop knife
Fucker. Keep your hands off my poop knife.
