I have one from a band called Massie that says “you work hard, I’ll be sexy”.
Makes me laugh every time.
I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.
Both winners.
I got one I really liked a few months ago from Microcenter that says
Ha, cool
What is the joke? The smiley?
It’s a play on the rap group “Run DMC” and instead “Run CMD” which is running Command Prompt on Windows which shows the C:\ while it waits for you to enter your command.
Ah okay, thank you.
It’s not a smiley.
Run DMC
Man, you be illin’