this joke but 3d animated

I work at a JEWELERY STORE and ONE of our doors has an assa abloy.

To be fair the other door opens to a highway, so would-be burglars would have to be ballsy.

You in one of those schmancy countries where everyone’s got them fucken assa abloys on their tool sheds?

This is clever and I’m stealing it. Reckon those gloves could handle an oxy acetylene torch?

Smalls is a really great slot too, Opal and SHOP: A Pop Opera are both fantastic, and they’re a great introduction to Jack Stauber’s art/music.

I got a dinky electronics repair kit that included a wide range of those bits and god DAMN. It feels like they outperform phillips heads on phillips fasteners.

brb changing all my socials

Pro wrestlers famously pass on their first name to their progeny, so as to not fuck up the kayfabe.

That walgreens would be off the fucken hook. Only pharmacy that also stocks street drugs and ammo.

Coyote Bao is pretty badsss actually

I have a half-baked outline for a character who goes by C. M. Mil’naire and is really embarrassed about the fact that his full name is actually Cash Money Mil’naire. I have no idea how to use him, but I love him too much to not keep around.

It does go hard unironically. It’s clean, the sparkles come across immediately, even the text is surprisingly consistent given the font choice. Honestly, the only big gripe I have is some inconsistent line width in the hair, but I had to look for it.

If it was done to be funny, they nailed it. If it was done in earnest by a fan, fucken equally cool. It’s genuinely not a bad tattoo IMO.

I just registered with a novelty email address, but it IS real I swear.

obligatory hyper

imo solid tabletops are much better for pizza making. i’ve worked at a few places and in practice those pans get ACTUALLY cleaned much less often than a regular ass table does.