Priviblur as a Tumblr front end isn’t exactly what you’re looking for, but it’s worth knowing about

The still image variety are wimmelbilder.

Frontend link to the sub on the old site.

THAT IS MY SHROUD

GIVE IT BACK

YOU ARE A NUN

_{it doesn’t even fit}

Twist your elbow to Channel 3

More than friends, less than lovers?

You haven’t lived if you’ve never dipped shrimp into a mail-order molasses envelope

GET IN THE DAMN FEDIVERSE, SHINJI

It’s at least plausible. Have you seen the shitpost chops of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission?

The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.

Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.

she dakka on my airframe til i stable-release

the most socialist and fraternal typography effect: D R O P S H A D O W

I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY

>no secondary grip

>snath doesn’t match his wingspan

>weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

>blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

The trap is that you didn’t add a wet neckerchief which drips a wet trail down your dad cleavage like you’re a total gym stud