whenyellowstonehasitsday

it is a shit meme tbf

“You’ve already lost the argument, for I have depicted you as the baby having mommy milky time”

???

yeah it’s what i use, but if i was happy with less than perfection i’d be using volume in the first place

no thank you give me the measurement in weight so i can have a digital read on it and not have to use my disgusting human eyeball to estimate

also so that i don’t have to re-wash and dry my one measuring spoon 5 times

“wet bulb” isn’t a term that’s eerie and unsettling to anyone else?

does a boat swim

i don’t think dog vomit is particularly yummy and probably tastes pretty chemically but dogs tuck into that shit like it’s le cordon bleu

why did you eat cardboard soaked in ammonia

sugar is a “raw chemical” 🤓

i like to think my palate is slightly different to that of a dog

they evolved to basically survive on table scraps and other food humans didn’t want to eat so i’m not sure our concepts of “peak taste” will be the same

people sometimes have to stop their dogs eating their own vomit

extra time means time for an extra morning pint

you too?