one took out superman

Tombstone and Almost Famous for me

If the grass looks greener on the other side it’s probably being well fertilized.

Hearthstone. couldn’t keep up with new cards and it’s more fun to watch other people lose.

I had to upgrade my pfsense hardware when I got fiber several years ago, which was in a similar situation as yours. The CPU just couldn’t handle the connection table.

personally i still use a few squares of tp and just blot dry and flush it

I saw Crimes of the Future recently and though it’s not as disturbing as some others mentioned here it did keep me saying wtf quite a lot.

I use Roman deities. My recent Beelink purchase received the name Mellona. I thought it was fitting. Others have no relevance, just random, like Pluto, Juno, Jupiter, Neptune… double fun for them being space objects as well.