…and the Satanic Panic, Marijuana, AIDS, welfare darlings, “they took our jerbs” and so on.
I don’t know what I expected.
I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher
I did not need that reminder in my life.
This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey
Dude’s brilliant.
“I’ll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling.”
Still my favorite Dracula:
“But, Lucy, Im British.”
“So are these!”
Just posted this a bit ago:
“Sean Aloysius O’Brien… They fished his body out of the Allegheny river a week before the strike ended. Thirty two bullets he had in him. Or was it thirty four?” -Miles O’brien
Despair.
Edit: I do appreciate the attempt.
I am glad it exists in some realms, but remain disappointed as it is not available to me.
Still holding out hope for the return of the chili cheese burrito.
You might be onto something.
Slather it in mayo and get back to me.