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It’s Homer Simpson! 89,4%

They stab you and then you skip a turn

Better call Saul - a beautiful drama with a hint of comedy and action. Better than Breaking bad and doesn’t require much knowledge of it.

You’re in a random spot somewhere in the universe. Where’s “up”?

You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”

“Fools bridge” from Saint-Petersburg saying hi!
It’s just below the height of the most popular small truck, Gazelle - despite the poster saying: “It’s low, Gazelle doesn’t fit” (in addition to a normal sign), drivers keep checking that.

Is this about circumcision reversal?

Look what I’m whippin now!

It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!

I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!

Then you might also need a Couch Coach

QWERTY, ЙЦУКЕН, and Danish. The Danish one is the most idiotic. For example:

1. The brackets are almost at the same place, but they are moved one ley to the side - it’s pure fucking evil!
2. To type “@”, you need AltGr, and that’s the only case where it’s used

Eggs Eggs
Chat Gee Pee Tee
Dub Steps
Tiny Pee Pee

Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!

There’s a shitton of nice buildings, I’m not telling about Moscow towers only

If you’re tall, then yes, it won’t be pleasurable as well. Especially sad because houses of earlier Stalin period were awesome. It doesn’t make Stalin any better, and he wasn’t solving the problem of overpopulation by building houses (sad joke), but the houses from tgat period are well built, have high ceilings, thick walls, sometimes nice things like second entrances and garbage chutes, etc. This was connected with the industrial and economical boom after the war (so, generally the same stuff that happened in the us, only in the us people got a bigger piece of pie).
I converted the heights for you:

• Khruschevka ceiling: 2,5m, 8,2ft
• Stalinka ceilings - 3-4m, 9,8-13.1ft

Oh yes, I’ve heard of (but haven’t experienced myself) a low quality of a “standard” us house, but personally I really value the amount of space over many things. When the covid started, we rented a shitty thin-walled summerhouse to get out of the 5M city and keep some freedom of movement. And it was so awesome I didn’t care how much firewood we burned, or how I could hear the kids through 2 walls. Because I could step out of the door and still stay within “my territory”, my place. And in most of small apartments, not just the soviet ones, you feel trapped in those 2 or 3 concrete boxes you call home.
And if you build a house for yourself, you have a chance to make use of all the modern technologies, and some things are not that much more expensive - I know because I did plan to do it, and I even have a giant excel file with calculations and choices made. Never happened because we moved to another country.

There was an architect, Le Corbusier. He was a socialist, so his projects of future cities involved a lot of public spaces where people spend their free and working time, while a person’s home was just a small area for sleeping and eating breakfast. The Soviets took the idea of small personal homes, and dropped the “nice public areas” part.

• It’s cold in the winter because the walls are quite thin
• You can hear your neighbours loudly speaking
• I was lucky to have a normal-sized room in a later “Brezhnevka” house, but many of my classmates had rooms (if they had a separate room at all) where you had a bed, a cupboard+desk combo, and a chair in the middle, that you have to remove to get to the window. Japan-sized stuff.

Speaking of Le Corbusier, as his main (I know, that’s subjective) achievement was a technical approach to ergonomics - all sizes in his projects were based on human sizes and proportions. Meaning that a height of a ceiling is a height of an average adult man raising his hands, + some space. It worked, and it’s cost-effective, but you really like some extra space, and have more than 3 sq.m. toilet.

Mmm tasty garlic bread
Edit: you failed at shitposting, the post is useful and entertaining