Anything that can freeze will work. But go for more of a cube or sphere shape so it stays frozen for longer, it pranks them harder in the end

No at all, this is just a tee her little prank

I heard of this funny trick where you put a bag of ice over the pilot light of his boiler. The boiler will put out gas until the ice melts and the pilot light comes back on.

And let’s justr say, that’s when the prank really ‘pops’ off

This is just a screenshot from Hitman 2

Guy on the right. He should be playing Dark Souls II

Why is the image so clear but the text is dogshit unreadable?

This farm grows baked beans?

They’re worried their parents will steal their dip

Commonly found in Amsterdam arcades

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

It’s tic-tac-toe-two

I had a project that dragged out a bit and because I was so focused on getting it done my work slipped in other areas.

I have a ‘position description’ meeting with HR on Monday about ‘a new direction the business is going in’ so I’m probably going to get the axe

It’s called having a personal brand, sweaty.

Salesforce Marketing Cloud.

It was bad at my old job but I thought I figured out a good workflow. Then I switched to my current role thinking they would use it better, it’s just introduced new problems for me.

There’s all the regular jank of Marketing Cloud that comes from a bunch of poorly integrated acquisitions. But the worst part for me is trying to pass data from Marketing Cloud to Salesforce.

Data just doesn’t go through if it doesn’t match perfectly. And neither program tells you because it’s between systems.

You can fulfil all of Marketing Cloud’s requirements, but nothing will happen if things don’t match up on the Salesforce end.

Testing a recent campaign was so stressful I’ve updated my resume and jumped back on the job sites

This won’t happen to my kids. Their mother’s toy is more dragon shaped

I’ll advocate for the steelcase leap as well. Got that as my office chair a bit over a year ago and has been great

I meant Forspoken and Redfall were examples of bad games we got last year. The spectrum of fully mid to fully awful.

Forspoken came out at the start of last year and we also got Redfall. 2023 was a stacked year for games.

Maybe the more bad games that come out mean we’re also getting good ones to balance things.