my browser always asks if I want the simplified view which always bypasses the paywall

ok then it was for matted hair.

was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it’s definitely been fixed

local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don’t break this trap.

also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there’s one closer

the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that’s why seeding is helpful

kicking heroin

don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice

somebody else’s kidney

is reusable, because it never works

diaphragms are for pussies

parachute doesn’t go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute

condoms

genuine question, what should we do about it?

yeah, I don’t entirely understand resource hoarding after death, or accepting peer pressure from dead people. make me into cat food and coffee table decorations, or fertilizer, I don’t care

what I’d rather not is have my flesh pumped full of chemicals that make my resources unusable to the local biome for a few decades.

Futurama. used to be Dan Carlin podcasts

various torrent sites.

eh, it’s bad for your teeth if you overuse or use too high a concentration of peroxide, but I think the line between actually getting your teeth white and using too much is pretty thin

whitening toothpaste has the same active ingredient as regular toothpaste. some will have peroxide, but you would need to brush your teeth for significantly longer than 5 minutes for it to start working

Myspace did it and it immediately blew up in their faces because they did it without warning and they made it retroactive

we’ve sent them something like 700 arms shipments since october? we usually sanction governments that are committing genocide, too.