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By developing a caffeine addiction so it stops affecting me. Also ADHD.
Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day
By developing a caffeine addiction so it stops affecting me. Also ADHD.
Am performer. My performance career is finally starting to take off doing what I love, and I’m now a frequent flier at a historic venue
That’s only a delay tactic since it’ll eventually come back to SCROTUS
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray
I know some other Republican sycophant will fill the vacuum, but please don’t tempt me with a good time. I want to live long enough to throw an obituary party.
It’s not always whole hours
Nope, a hundred miles apart
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Got severe food poisoning and ended up in the ER after eating a tainted wrap from a deli
This was the second time
I planned my end of July weekend vacation around February. We have a senior dog who needs special attention, so it’s often hard to find someone to watch her.
It only contains copies of 50 Shades of Gray and Ayn Rand
Probably around 2 years in or so. It’s not a light switch, it’s more like a dimmer.
I’m a trans woman, have been transitioning for 10 years. It’s really hit or miss whether or not people can clock me. I’ve had friends know me for two years without knowing I was trans.
Men ogle and catcall me frequently, it’s annoying as fuck since I’m not even straight. It’s flattering when queer women hit on me though. I’ve been both catcalled and misgendered within the same block. I also tend to have a strong social presence which is both a blessing and a curse.
Also, men cannot take no as an answer. I often pretend I have a boyfriend since creeps are more respectful of imaginary men than real women.
Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom
Under the pillow. Right 😜🫨
Might not be a prescription, could be release forms or something like that
I mean it’s like buying a hairless cat if you’re allergic to them. Like I still want to play with a cat, I just need one that doesn’t cause issues for me due to dander.
Common misconception. Cat allergies are triggered by proteins in their bodily fluids, particularly their pee and their saliva. Cats do lick themselves a lot, and dander also contributes to it, but hairless cats are not hypoallergenic
Sincerely, a pet lover with cat allergies :(
I would spend the entirety of my time being creative and working on art
December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parents
Most of my Internet bill for the month