Yeah, I got so excited by your comment that I forgot to ask my wife. They’ll probably say no. 🙄
Yeah, I got so excited by your comment that I forgot to ask my wife. They’ll probably say no. 🙄
I didn’t know I liked jalapenos until recently and someone brought me a burger with them.
Holy shit I wish I could handle that heat regularly.
Will you marry me?
9 times out of 10 I don’t sleep when I try. If I do sleep it is because I’m exhausted and I wake up feeling worse than when I went to sleep.
When I was younger though, I could nap half a day if I wanted. Depression! The nap maker!
Now that I’m not depressed I barely sleep.
Mike Tyson is more than a man. He could’ve entered the ring in a frilly pink skirt with a lollipop sticking out of his ass and he would have still been terrifying.
All of them be trying to charge us to be alive. If my landlord could come up with a good enough reason to charge me to breathe, he’d put it on the invoice.
I have all of the remasters, but it’s the newer mixes that really do a great job with stereo. I love the Beatles. :) The Giles Martin mixes really are awesome. I hope he gets to all of them.
The Beatles spring to mind for me.
Elea👂👂nor Rigby.
You know, until this meme and your comment I swear to gyatt I thought the word was pronounced like Wyatt. Why would I think that?
I’m getting old. One can’t pwn forever, I suppose.
I think this is his child. You know how, like, how his running mate has a thing for his own daughter? Ol’ JD has a thing for his uncomfortable chair youngin.
It happens to me at least once a month. I’ll yawn more than once in a row and if I’m not careful they’ll get me.
I’m scared to yawn bro. Oh my god it’s awful.
Just watched this one again last night. It is absolutely among the greatest television ever made.
Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.
Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.
Oh, you mean the pizza. You hated the pizza. You liked bread.
Rambo is just dood in ban danna shooting musheen gun and holding big nife.
I’m just being a dick. I haven’t seen it since I was around 7 so that’s all it was for me haha.
Been saying 5ever since I was about 5. That was 5ever ago and I thought I was a clever boy.
Yeah that’s what I had and it was GLORIOUS!