i mean, having an extra pair of arms coming off your boobs could be useful

no, they’re just swords

Oh, I did. I argued with him for months, and he just kept getting more and more toxic and more and more spiteful.

Guy was my best friend in middle school. We reconnected after I graduated from college, played and beat L4D and L4D2 together. Then he started sending me political memes, and they were all fascist.

I tried to reason with him, but then he refused to engage with anything that was longer than like a page, or any video/audio source longer than about five minutes, but didn’t seem to have any problem sending me stuff way longer than that.

I still wonder if there was more I could have done. But I just didn’t need that in my life. I’m not some hero, I’m a downwardly-mobile working-class schlub who’s pretty good at playing piano and riding a bike. I shouldn’t be responsible for dragging this dipshit back from the depths of fascism just because he sat next to me in seventh grade history class, and honestly, with some of the things he claimed to believe, I probably didn’t even want him on my side anymore.

That’s what I tell myself, anyway.

if that was true then maybe the stingy fuckers would tip wait staff

i think the mildly techy sounding waffle is the right way to set it up personally, it lulls you into a false sense of security thinking this is just some random tech nonsense and then bam, porn

yeah but then they’d be spending money to be told they might not be 100% right and perfect 100% of the time, and that’s just a waste of money

💯

i never got into twitter, and the longer this goes on, the more glad i am about that

It’s got a pitch transposer? That’s literally the only thing I need to leave Firefox for.

I use Chrome to run the Transposer For Youtube plugin because I haven’t found an equivalent for Firefox yet.