Vampira*

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

Now do Ticketmaster

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

REDRUM

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.

Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.

Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.

Mickse.cx

No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I’ve watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it’s time.

Are all of your clients cats or just that one?

Looks like the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt

intentionally

PSA: All that crap after the ? is tracking bs and unnecessary so really your link only needs to be this long:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/150478626420