Shitposter while I tend to two babies. Maybe when I have my life back, I’ll help us get a few more niche communities back?

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Cake day: July 8th, 2023

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  • Why do the comments feel a bit whooshy on this one?

    That said, I bet you could find a kidnapper starter kit somewhere on the Internet. Fun fact, chloroform doesn’t work the way you think it does— it isn’t instant and it doesn’t last long enough to be of any use like this. Movies have lied to you. Keep this in mind if you have weekend plans with any CEOs near you!






  • Inappropriate anecdote for shit memes: my 2 year old says hello to the moon when I pick her up around 5pm from daycare, and she says goodbye to the moon when we enter the house and goodnight to the moon when she goes to bed if it’s visible from her window.

    Moon love is real, yet somehow only Mr. Sun gets a song.






  • It’s a good thing that market is so saturated that there’d always be a cheap uncomplicated mouse with all your features, unless you’re some sort of MMO mouse person.

    That said, a company can probably still sell this to the government with enough lobbying. Those chumps love wasting cash on subscriptions they don’t need (looking at you, Adobe Cloud).








  • I think you already know the answer, which is to ghost 'em. Not just because of their terrible political views, but because they (including your aunt) just seem like terrible people. It can be a breath of fresh air to just never worry about them again!

    What’s the downside? If you’re financially independent and they don’t serve any use or purpose in your life, it’s just a net negative being in contact.