2019 was the year time stopped for me. anything prior to that year was the “before times”

light-emitting, gay, blue, and The-rest-of-the-colours

but it’s gas? it should be electric with lgbt lights

i had one of these moments a few nights ago… i booked an appointment with my therapist :p

L mao

ah fuck i missed the rapture again. guys how was it?

something something defenestrate dictators

I’m not in two dudes… yet

loathe. i loathe ai

no fair my toes are crooked and i have toe nails that grow over eachother. i wish they were normal and marketable

60 cycle hum right in the ass BRRRRRR

same meme with rational units:

speed stats source: https://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/InnaSokolyanskaya1.shtml

or just a normal ass USB a to c cord

as a reformed stomach sleeper; i recommend laying on back with pillow behind knees

i use jarch btw

gcfi outlet will trip :p you’d also need an extension cord to tap an unprotected outlet

ah good point. so instead, go to your local tire shop and fill some balloons with nitrogen :p

suicide by oncoming traffic is such a dick move. you don’t have the right to endanger other lives just because you’re suicidal.

if you want to kill yourself, do it right. go to Michael’s™ and buy a tank of helium to asphyxiate yourself.

oh god this feels like Reddit all over again. they’re not hunting you! i promise