And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Nein

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

In eighth grade I got into an argument on the bus, precursor to the Internet, with a kid about my ignorance of sex. He drew a picture of a diaphragm and ridiculed me for not knowing what it was.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Donny Jr hoping for daddy’s approval.

What I miss about Reddit hasn’t been on Reddit for a long time. It’s just a porn aggregator now.

Maybe the time I was headed to lunch with a friend. There was a Mexican restaurant we frequented in a strip mall with a gas station at the end closest to an intersection. We have the green light to cross the intersection as we approach when a shootout occurs at the gas pumps. We were going to turn in right next to the pumps, but my friend geared up and floored it. Yes, geared up. In a diesel. He spent another 15 minutes escaping the danger before asking where we should eat. I told him the safest place was probably at the Mexican place as every cop in town was likely in route.

He’s not physically dead.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.

I have not seen any uptick. But then again, I’m not looking for it.

If anything, all the extra traffic concerning it will persuade me to be proactive about it.

Three out of four ain’t bad.

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