Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

A really really bad joke.

In the teenage boy caught in the hyper masculine world of American highschool? Yes.

In the actualized adult trying to understand myself and the world? Also yes.

\m/

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Nein

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

In eighth grade I got into an argument on the bus, precursor to the Internet, with a kid about my ignorance of sex. He drew a picture of a diaphragm and ridiculed me for not knowing what it was.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Donny Jr hoping for daddy’s approval.

What I miss about Reddit hasn’t been on Reddit for a long time. It’s just a porn aggregator now.