what the fuck are you guys actually suggesting here?

There never is a suggestion. It’s never thought through. It’s all just abstract. Civil war is an abstract thought that can be talked about without anyone needing to consider how it would actually play out.

So how does it work? Do conservatives from Texas take a greyhound bus to california, get out, and start blasting indiscriminately? Do they stop people on the street and randomly ask their political views before blasting?

It’s hard to have a civil war when your enemy is ill defined. People arent going to be standing in fields with blue and grey uniforms.

What is more likely to happen is simply clashes during protests .

What you forgot to mention is that the “target” country has to want you. Even progressive Americans seem to have the belief (american exceptionalism) that they can just “move” to another country if they wake up in November to find the wrong guy won. In reality, you have to apply to immigrate to a country. Your application is gone through with a fine tooth comb. It will be 50 pages of information including blood work, urine tests, xrays, and FBI background checks. You may be granted a visa if you have something the country wants or needs, like a higher qualification or a job offer. But chicken and egg, it will be near impossible to get a job offer without a visa. And if you have a high BMI, medical issues, or an arrest record, you may as well forget about it. Many countries require that you have a 4 figure wad of free cash to get yourself started. If your target country has already met its immigration quota for the year then forget about it. If your target country has thousands of applicants (which most “good” countries do at any time), then your application has to rise above the others e.g., you have a job offer and a phd. Assuming you get through all this, it will take months to well over a year to get through the process. Want to bring your pets? Factor in 5-10k USD each for shipping, veterinary, and quarantine fees.

The bottom line is… stop yammering on about moving to another country if the orange shitstain wins. If you haven’t started the process yet of your own volition then you’ve likely not the tenacity to work that Sisyphean task.

Instead, vote.

What are you going to build metal sculptures or something?

If things go south for the US in November then what you’ll have in Ukraine will be a far worse life than being in the US

Hey there big fella.

I was looking at that one. But opted for the unit with cheek retraction, auto-aim, and testicle cup.

Even so, no way I’m shaking your hand pal.

Which is like trying to wipe peanut butter off a counter top with just a dry paper towel.

Most people shit the same time every day. If you just nudge your shit cycle to be right before your daily shower then all this hassle goes away

If you stick the wand up your ass it might work even better.

Who was the comedian who said that?

Best wishes for your dad. I hope things get better or that fate gives you peace.

well if you want to sit back you can hear a tale…

See if you can find a 3 hour tour to get you started

I sand the surface with 220 grit then apply two coats of acrylic enamel. While the paint is still wet, pock the surface in random locations with a blunted nail and score here and there with a dull screwdriver. When dry, I coat with a thinned down acrylic matte black then wipe with damp rag to smear into cracks and expose the color. Finish with a good polyurethane.

You can look. But you can’t be an ass about it. You can’t leer.

You should be ashamed of yourself

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Will do: it is certain he do it in future.

Would do: it is certain he decide to do now or in future it if he has ability to do and/or knows about it and/or nothing else stop him.

Would have done: it is certain he decide to do in past if he had ability to do and/or knew about it and/or nothing else stop him.

Can do: he have ability to do now or in future.

Could do: he have ability to do now or in future if he decide to do and/or no external condition that stops it being done.

Could have done: he had the ability, he didn’t do in past (maybe there are reasons).

would = intent to do if there is ability.
could = ability to do if there is intent.

• intent: the desire to do and/or the knowledge that it needs to be done and/or no external condition that stops it being done.

“would you like coffee” = If I give to you ability to drink coffee right now, what is your answer, Yes or No?

“I would do it” = If nothing stops me and I have the ability to do, then I do it. This is said with knowledge that some condition must be met before you can do it:
“I would drink that coffee if you give it to me.”
It is letting the listener know that you intend to do action, but it first requires some other thing to happen which gives you ability.

Somebody who was aware of all this once invented a language that was supposed to fix all the problems. He called it Esperanto.