Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.

69% of 420 is equal to 420% of 69.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.