“I’m not responsible for educating you”

cool, then stfu and let somebody else or nut up and do the work if you want it done right

Brock Allen Turner convicted rapist when you’re referring to him. Allen Brock Turner a landscaper when you’re browsing names in online spaces or reviewing a stack of job/apartment/loan applications

yes he goes by Allan and works in landscaping

“we can shoot them?”

“yeah apparently you can just shoot them”

yeah they count beans

my ex and i incorporated 9/11 jokes into our sex life five years ago. it’s been long enough