Looks like a vibe, what could possibly go wrong

Agree on the first part but what on earth do „woke activists“ have to do with there being 10 different streaming apps that provide shitty service?

According to someone in the internet here are the full lyrics:

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom; Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom! A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom; A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, African snake! Snake! Snake! Oooh, it’s a snake! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom

African snaaaaake

Boobs big sexy

DON’T DELETE THIS!!! (it scared the crap outta me)

Once there was a a beautiful young girl who lived in a small town just south of Farmersburg. Her parents had to go to town for a while, so they left their daughter home alone, but protected by her dog, which was a very large collie. The parents told the girl to lock all the windows and doors after they had left. And at about 8:00pm the parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and locked evey window and every door. But there was one window in the basement that would not close completely.

Trying as best as she could she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basment door.

Then she sat down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell asleep.

But at one point, she suddenly woke up. She turned and looked at the clock…it was 2:30. She snuggled down again wondering what had woken her…when she heard a noise. It was a dripping sound. She thought that she had left the water running, and now it was dripping into the drain of her sink. So thinking it was no big deal she decided to go back to sleep.

But she felt nervous so she reached her hand over the edge of her bed, and let the dog lick her hand for reasurance that he would protect her. Again at about 3:45 she woke up hearing drippping. She was slightly angry now but went back to sleep anyway. Again she reached down and let the dog lick her hand. Then she fell back to sleep.

At 6:52 the girl decided that she had had enough…she got up just in time to see her parents were pulling up to the house. "Good,"she thought. “Now somebody can fix the sink…'cause I know I didn’t leave it running.” She walked to the bathroom and there was the collie dog, skinned and hung up on the curtain rod. The noise she heard was its blood dripping into a puddle on the floor. The girl screamed and ran to her bedroom to get a weapon, incase someone was still in the house…and there on the floor, next to her bed she saw a small note, written in blood, saying: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO MY BEAUTIFUL.

Now it is time for you to lock all the windows and doors. This letter is the only chain letter that is true. This did happen many years ago, and the man who killed the dog was never caught. If you delete this letter you will suffer the same fate as the girl in the story did, years after the dog was killed. She was raped and killed in the same town and same house as the dog. Do not dismiss this letter, because if you do, a horrible thing will become of you, everyone will soon know your name. But only because it will be the headline of your local newspaper for a long time. It will read… Small Town Murder On The Loose! You can not chance your luck on a chain letter so serious as this. Give up your chance to send this letter to 23 people and you will be giving up your chance to live. You were warned. I hope that I will not see any murder stories in the papers anytime soon. And now I bid you a good day. And one more thing… you only have 23 minutes… sorry.

Funy picture

sex

Woman naked

King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane and he just leveled them along with anyone and anything living there. It must have been terrifying to witness and I remember I read somewhere that Mort alone was responsible for roughly 20% of all Russian casualties in the war.

I was honestly expecting just the jack and some cocaine

Legend

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Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.

Jesser where is the cocainer

It’s Arabic

Some people can’t help it they have to jump at you for asking a question

/s means sex

Yeah idk people kinda get mad when you shitpost in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Awesome, I also got there eventually but took me forever, would have loved this guide. In case you plan another guide I’d love something about user management to make sure every container has only the necessary permissions to the files it accesses and also something about networking & reverse proxy to share jellyfish with friends (currently afraid to do that because I don’t think I could make it bulletproof)