Responsibilities take all the fun out of getting fucked up.

Makes my hips look good as well 😏

Yes, contradicting the claim that it’s “more objective”.

You mean the worse they treat them the greater the greatness, right? Like Sparta, right bro?

How about crucifixion? Some fresh air might do you well!

Yeah, I don’t know any of my passwords but the one password to rule them all.