Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

All bodies are beautiful

She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to be the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls

Nailed it

“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

I think basically that’s it. I don’t even have a CD player to rip my own CDs

Edit: guess that’s on me, though