Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

The fabled MegaSD card

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Yes, you are definitely a billionaire

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.

Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?