And then there’s me. Who has been with one woman, who was actually appalled by the whole attachment thing, but controlled so much of my life that I became permanently awkward, uncomfortable AND stuck with super low self esteem.

I don’t know if I suck at sex, or just suck in general. If I survive this divorce I’ll take that win right now.

The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it’s like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard

Hah, as if you’d ever see the icons behind the millions of things I have running

It’s almost like Nazis were naturally unkind people.

Look, I’m just saying I’d enjoy the fireworks, better than dying of radiation sickness

From memory it was anything with an exposed heat source or high wattage- Toaster, hot plate, personal space heater, microwave, toaster oven, hair dryer, fondue fountain are what come from my memory. (At our desks mind you)

We had at least 3 microwaves in our floors break room, a few toasters, fridges, etc. Thinking about it, it was less about disturbing others or personal injury and more about fire hazards.

My employer had a policy written for this scenario and warned office workers about non- approved appliances in our cubicles. Anything to cook/heat was spelled out, several examples given. But never an electric griddle, which to me should sort of be the first thing that comes to mind

Oh oh oh I know this one!

Glory! The civil war film! There’s a scene where a union soldier takes a cannon ball to the head and it explodes in a gory mess. It was during a tour to Gettysburg, and I threw up on the bus after seeing it. Then they brilliantly played the Mel Gibson Patriot movie where a revolutionary also takes a cannon ball to the head, only this time it removes the head in slow motion and more detaches it than blows it to head smoothie

I’d call myself a day walker, but technically I burn in sunlight.

That will help do things and get through the day, but then imposter syndrome hits like a train and there really isn’t much left in the gorey explosion

Which is sad, but it’s a good concluding point - Paul is blinded by the Stone Burners, and leaves the crusades to it’s end, and as a fremen follows the fremen tradition of being blind, and leaves into the desert.

But then if he decides nah he wants to answer “what next” would be fantastic too

Dune gets weird toward the end. Then each book is progressively weirder and simultaneously awesome.

Don’t think we’ll get anything beyond God Emperor though :/

He can’t even see in front of him

I had a good double take when I read the title. “What on earth would be in F1 subtitles?”

So I’ve always been confused by why it’s odd that I don’t like seeing nude dudes, but if you include a nude female or female doing sexual acts I’m excited about it.

Like people, it’s not rocket science. She could be deep throating a goddamn banana and I’ll get excited to watch it. Once naked ladies are in a scene I somehow don’t even recognize that the actors are really in the scene. It’s not that I suddenly like dick, it’s that my attention literally can’t see it.

As an example, in old school stuff they used to pan over to the dude plowing the girl, and only the dude was in the shot. That broke my attention and always had to skip it, cause, quite honestly, I ain’t into being plowed by a dude.

ok now it’s gone too far

Now you have to work in beef stroganoff and have it be a stock photo.

I’ll wait

You never had to work from home on a day with no meetings?

Gotta use the dryer apparently

Why did my ex know this

Oh God

Were we that cringy?