When I first saw this I realized I had assumed Dr. Pepper (beyond the drink) was a man, but I think for me it was because as a kid I remember commercials with a deep voiced man and my dumb kid brain thought that was the doctor.

Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our memes.

Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it “Largefoot”, or it’s taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.

I’m a simple man. I see “Nestle” and my rage knows no bounds.

I’m like a 6/10 in terms of excitement about this.

Yeah well mine is ALPHA

A - incorrect

L - bad

P - trash

H - garbage

A - accessible

That’s why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

Why are you so cringe?

I think the left number is football fields but I’m not sure about the second…

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

Wait… That isn’t normal?

It might ferment before cooking, producing sake under the right conditions.

I feel like a similar argument could be made for any of the other main elements.

Fire - control heat to the point you control the vibration speed of subatomic particles and cause nuclear explosions at will or draw the heat out of something to absolute zero and cause molecular collapse.

Earth - control of carbon, metal, and magnetism. Pull the iron out your opponent’s blood, decay their carbon body into a graphite shell, or turn your skin to diamond for defense.

Wind - control of air, lightning, and the 3d spacial atmosphere. Manipulate the space in-between particles and flow of electricity/ elections to basically control everything.

21st of September - Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders.

Honestly water is a pretty shit element. I love to drink it but damn it’s nowhere as cool as literally every other element. If I was born into a magical fantasy world and was assigned the element water as my personal element I would drown myself in a pool of water on the slim chance I get isekai’d into a new fantasy world where my assigned element isn’t water.

No offense but I completely agree with you.

That’s what they used to call me in college

That would only work if it’s an isekai. I’m not against the idea of a pistol sports shooting isekai though.

Time and time again it is proven to us but we don’t listen. Children yearn for the mines.

I love Jerboa, it most closely resembles RiF from the beforetimes.

I don’t like how the left rectangle has pointy edges and the rest of the graphic has curved edges.

What kind of monster would do this…