Still voting Biden, but this feels an awful lot like many past elections where people are holding their nose and voting for a candidate they don’t necessarily like just because they don’t like the other candidate. Those elections never seem to turn out good.

About the only time our TV gets turned on anymore is for 1) videogames or 2) watching youtube.

It’s mostly just a giant monitor at this point

That’s how we’re still using my Dad’s account, it’s mostly used by my brother, but shared with the other gamers in the family

Most disasters, fires, mass shootings, etc that you see on the news are actually created by the News organizations themselves in order to grab people’s attention. Those news vans you see driving around, those are sabotage squads going around committing all the violence. How else do you think they’re able to get on the scene so quick to report the news? They’re literally creating the news themselves. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

(I don’t actually believe this, it was an idea for a short story I had at one point though)

This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.

(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”

I’m guessing his mom never used his full name when he got in trouble.

I thought FTW meant ‘Fuck The World’

The rabbit holes was big for me. I think it started changing after Google Reader and other aggregators came along, but before then you’d go from one site, which would link to another, then to another site, until after an hour you’d gone across a dozen or more different sites and you were on a completely different topic than what you started.

It still can happen in the current web, but it all feels alot less connected now, every website is like an island almost, no external Links and completely separated from any other sites. Before, finding new sites and content from a site’s ‘Links’ page was a big thing, I feel like that’s how I found alot of stuff. You would just bounce from one site to the next, read what they had, check the Links, see something else, bounce to that and repeat.

You vs the guy she said not to worry about

Same. I hold my eyes shut and I can activate it. I like to think of it as my automatic ear-cleaning mode.

“You came for me, Dad.”

Harambe, blessed be thy name.

Gender-related stuff is usually good to stay away from if you have anything even slightly critical to say about women and don’t phrase it correctly (such that women can’t be blamed for it). Saying positive/negative stuff is fine for men, bonus points if you bring up how nobody cares about them. Go ahead and downvote me, prove me right.

Rule 34

She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).

Krispy Bean Donuts

We never knew her name is Susan. They’re building lore onto it with their artistic vision.

I noticed the tail first, but then the woman holding the cheap flower vase is when it clicked. Just not something anyone would do at a table or draw.

Because using previously established meme templates is considered high effort?