I don’t know where I saw it, but I love the one where he dressed like a monkey and Trump is holding the sound box.

Thank you for the reminder.

Stouts and IPA are delicious.

Side note: Stone FFS bring back imperial Stout, you cunts.

Will you wash away the shit apples from the shit tree?

I hated everything about that van. Do maintenance? Open that little hub inside. Wanna check something? Open the hub inside. The hood was useless.

I can’t escape this fuckin van.

I finally convinced my mom to buy a new car after having her astro for 23 years.

Since then I have seen them everywhere. They are following me, I swear.

Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.

Those 10mm are pros at hide-and-seek.

Nah, but I do think of bonus points for crashing into them.

Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

I don’t think I wanna give them mine…

Failedaborzzzzzzznn and missedperi0d

How are they retards without their Harley’s?

Retro is the hot right now.

Same, I drop about 5 deuces a day. Might be IBS might be lactose intolerant, who knows.

Aliens

Now I just say to my kids, “there are starving children in the US that wish they had this food”. The turntables.

Yay I only have google and windows out of all of them.

You aren’t using arch unless you mention it.

Poor Russia. The only non-fascist fascist.

I’m that guy. I’m the one that rarely likes to be around their family. Always drama, always finger pointing, and always me having to defuse the situation. Feels like work.