Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

Nearly dead memes for nearly death people!

I do support the message though!

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.

smh.

The horse his name is Jim

“Vibrator my boy, can you come in and help this lovely lady?”

They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.

If you thought the national deficit could not get worse…

It would be a damn fun ride on the way down though!

I was on holiday in the US and saw that thing in the distance while driving. I drove to it. And when I saw it was just a simpel store, I thought to myself: “only in the fucking USA 🦅🦅 yee-haw!!”

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

How can women not feel like a trashcan with that bin liner hanging out?

A true cum dumpster.

We have Google A.I. for that.

Long protein strings? You mean they cum on each other? Thank you for the mental image buddy.

Coffee, cigarettes and Taco bell!

Windows 2000 all the way.

People will die of hunger in the glue trap, but they’re not jumping!

The Ai is going to play World of Warcraft the next few years whilst he comes of age.

Was he in that 70s band?

Shees, you learn something every day.

When ur girl didn’t had time to cleanse her colon.

You can also blend pee’s to have a light colored average.