I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

I had to run an alias every time I wanted to change the brightness on my laptop, and it defaulted to max brightness every time it was restarted.

I get that if I was a better person I could just pull myself by my bootstraps and teach myself to sync the brightness buttons on the keyboard to work again but I’m not. On windows it just worked.

I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie

How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.

My username relatives, including Mossy Feathers

that’s because co-op multiplayer >> competitive multiplayer

It’s Heroes of the Storm but I think I like your ideas better

oh, you were concerned about a typo and not the logic behind their comment?

because ‘a’ vs ‘an’ is dependant on the first sound not the first letter. For some reason the “yew” in uniform counts as a consonant.

If so, your prognosis is bleak

because… the person I was replying to was talking about it? The intent was to be funny, I suppose.

Apple users get the option to “react” to messages, adding things like 💜 or 👍 to the message. Since it’s not natively supported by other messaging apps, those users get a message that looks like mine instead of an emoji.

mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…”

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

Mandatory pre-bath meals for the staff to make sure they don’t get peckish

the post is asking about insults. it’s not really an insult either but it’ll certainly make people feel worse…

I’m not huge or athletic but I probably weigh, like, twice as much as a goose. I get that they’re incredibly pissy and they have teeth and pointy bits, but I’m still betting on me.