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Cake day: July 10th, 2023

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  • Oh yeah. I’ve started Marvel Midnight Suns, and 4 hours of cutscene later they show how you deploy on a mission: by walking on a rainbow bridge or something. I’m like: “brilliant, now that’s a way to disguise loading with something I’m doing, even if it’s just walking” , and then, at a random place of that bridge, an actual loading screen appears for a good minute. What’s wrong with you.












  • And before Pidgin was named Pidgin, it was named GAIM, which was short for GTK AIM, which was short for GIMP toolkit AOL IM, which was short for GNU Image Manipulation Program toolkit America Online Instant Messenger, which was short for GNU’s Not Unix Image Manipulation Program toolkit America Online Instant Messenger and it never ends.





  • Sounds like 1/10 of Petr Ruzavin to me:

    Russian tanks: advance towards Kiyv
    Russian journalists: no longer welcome in Ukraine
    Petr Ruzavin: knows exactly where he needs to be
    Everybody: expects Kiyv to fall
    Police: frantically gathers all the resources they have to defend the city
    Also police: laughs together with Petr Ruzavin interviewing them

    Kharkov region: liberated
    Petr Ruzavin: there and reporting

    Kherson: liberated
    Petr Ruzavin: reporting and celebrating with Ukrainians

    Kherson: flooded
    Reporting from a boat: Petr Ruzavin, of course

    After the war is over, this guy needs a biopic and a statue. While he’s still alive, because I seriously doubt his mortality at this point.



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    1 year ago

    That’s actually sad. Not just the sports competition between the bad and the worse you call elections, but also the part where you’re so invested in team rivalry that you don’t see the whole problem.

    The correct metaphor would be a one-piece puzzle with one side being a shit emoji, and the other one being a shit emoji, but they’re of different size and color.