We can solve all temperature related problems by inventing a new one and using the letter designation of “U.” Because F, C, and K are all missing that special something.

If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France “le dead.”

I work nights and prioritize my kid when I am awake. If I met a nice vampire lady I might try to change my situation.

Couple more of these bad boys and we should be reading some classy Shakespear in the caption. I am excited for the future.