Fuck yeah! Any other Driveshaft fans out there!?

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

Balls?

I really dug It’s All Been Done but the Barenaked Ladies. Still do.

And Playboy?

That’s just what Big February wants you to think.

Or hey, just use the old jincter.