Old person? Some seem to have a grudge against backpacks.

Launched with a little more entropy.

B. Since there is relative velocity between the orange portal and the target, the momentum is conserved and they will launch.

It’s still criminal in my country, which means even if RWS does not complain, the ISP can still complain and the police will still arrest.

The law is incredibly stupid at times.

Not calm.

Not typical.

Full cat.

HISSSSSSSSSSS

Yes, but it sounds more savage this way.

Ah yes, the food that sounds cute but has deep dark meaning: kill the parents and eat the unborn children.

KFC’s newest disclaimer: Family Bucket does not mean the entire family of chickens are in the same bucket.

Too late.

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!

I was about to buy it at 40% off before I saw that it was a bundle deal that sells the game at 60% price, and shark card 40% price.

So fuck that, I am now a permanent conscientious objector against GTAV.

Don’t forget to sign your commitment, using -S.

Once you get to integrals these become slightly less scary. Slightly.

Somehow it looks like Web 2.0 restarted all over again, except that this time it isn’t 9gag.

1+3

I assume that being omnilingual means the perfect ability to verbally communicate.

With unlimited learning potential I can do whatever I want. Perfect health can follow easily because apparently getting fit and exercising properly is partly a skill, and frankly I don’t want to feel entitled to my own health.

You haven’t pooped for 3 days, you better have a poop knife ready.

Oh hey Laina welcome to 2023! How was the cryopod? Go warm up first before you get overly attached again, you adorable yandere psychopath!

Every day in Bangkok

I meant threads in this case.

And yes I am literally pooping. Goddamn diarrhea.

Not backwards for them maybe. They will frame it as being a mobile-optimized experience that captures your (whatever), but of course it is monitoring your gyro right now to determine whether you’re sitting upright, lying in your bed, or … something else.

And owing to our heritage, I am obligated to revere you as our god. Hail to you!