The fan on my heater (it’s a gas stove, not a cooking stove but the other kind) and it has a pretty loud fan that runs during and for a short time after heating.

My bunny Ben does great impressions of Joe Pesci, just masterful performances. Most of Ben’s scandals are actually normal for a bunny, like pooping on the floor. I hope he keeps it that way.

Rehome my pets to make sure my bonded animals stay together and everyone goes to someplace that will love them :(

Do you know from experience or is this speculation? I believe you, I’m just curious.

The average woman is born with about 2 million eggs but the average American woman only has 1.66 children. The average American woman should be charged with 1,999,999,998.44 counts of murder. CMV.

Edit: I stand by the number I typed.

They have one beach! Let them have 2.

I would survive just fine as long as you follow my instructions. I can live on a diet of 90% hay with a small amount of species appropriate pellets and a salad every day. I am going to need a lot of room to play and shouldn’t be confined to a small cage. At minimum I need an exercise pen as my home base with at least 6 hours so I can run around the house and binky. I should have a box to hide in because I’m easily frightened and I would live underground in the wild. I will do better if you keep my water in a bowl but by all means put it in a bottle if i prefer that. It’s better for me to stay hydrated than to try to exist within some ideal that doesn’t work for me.

And for the love of God it’s a myth that I don’t need medical care! I have a very sensitive digestive system and it’s a critical emergency if I don’t eat for more than a few hours or if my eating slows and my poops get small. So many people say their lagomorphlecture just died with no warning but if they knew what the warnings were and took them to get treatment they would be ok.

I should definitely be soayed or neutered regardless of your society’s beliefs about that. Uterine and testicular cancer are very common and I’m unlikely to live past 6bor 7 years old if you don’t get me fixed.

I am a very social creature and I should be kept with a bonded mate. If I lose my mate I will become depressed and need either a new lagomorphlecture to keep me company or a lot of your time to help me get through it. It can help me accept the loss if you show me the body of my mate so I can understand and accept that they are gone.

I will provide you with further instructions for my care later on.

Lemmy.world is defederated from hexvear if you’re looking to be totally free of them. Obviously you would have to join lemmyworld and some people don’t want to do that for various reasons, which is totally fine, but you’ll get a ton of content without the spam.

I literally told them I like their animal community and want to look at animals and mentioned how I feel about bunnies and that was that, I’m an official beehaw member who can look at animals whilst signed on to beehaw lol they’re not for everyone and that’s fine because they’re not trying to be for everyone. If it does seem like a place you want to join they’re not insane about sign up, just give them a good reason you want to be there besides like “trolling lolz”.

Except X doesn’t come after millennials, they came before.

I haven’t had any issues with the instance being down and that’s one of the most important things.

I guess I picked it up pretty late then.

I would also like to roll in to work late and say “sorry, I woke up late” without getting accosted by Ron DeSantis but whachagonnado.

Oh wait that probably isn’t what you meant. How long did the word have it’s original meaning? I feel like it was only a couple of years maximum before it got taken and broken.

You made me look up the etymology and NGL I always thought it must be from “en retard”, late, for some reason. Like because if you’re late you’re delayed and “retarded people” have developmental delays or something. The real etymology kind of makes more sense though.

Don’t get me wrong, I want to like kbin, but I get an error on login every single time and have to clear my browser history so I don’t really bother with it.

I prefer to do this as well. So all would be obviously whatever the rest of the instance is subscribed to and should include large communities, then I would look at my subscriptions to see the smaller or more niche stuff.

Exactly. Humans are innovative and unless the climate takes a turn that’s far more drastic than even the worst predictions, SOME humans will survive. But I think we can expect a massive decline in the human population and if I’m being honest, that’s probably a good thing. We haven’t done good things for this planet and we haven’t done good things for ourselves.

And your replacement probably got paid more than you so that could have just given you the raise and avoided the loss of institutional knowledge, but nah.

Oh wait is the new name a star trek reference then? Noice.

Nice. Thanks for the info. I’m kind of curious and want to try Korean spoons now.