Nitpick, there are no devices that charge with an USB-A port. USB-A is the side that supplies power, the side receiving power is USB-B.

USB-C did away with the distinction.

No, this is a joke post, Vaush is not a pedophile.

In Swedish we say “Har du tagit Fan i båten, får du ro honom i land”.

In English it would be “If you put Satan in your rowboat, you’d better row him ashore.”