I have zero paifs of underwear.

Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Holy piss I did not expect that

Do you not have a VPN?

Gym membership & personal training. Expensive but completely worth it!

Ugh true :(

Ringo is a king, my friend ✌🏻

Ouais…Camus est omniprésent haha

Putain 🙄

I can’t believe I’m defending neckbeards but…hey if Ringo Starr can rock the neckbeard, it’s not all bad!

And I’m sure loads of people with neckbeards have overall poor grooming and hygiene, but I’m also sure plenty have good hygiene.

No, more like “hey you’ve got some schmutz on your shirt.” I don’t know what it is (might be crumbs or maybe lint) but it’s definitely there.

Gooch, taint, bung, flunch.

Chutzpah is great! There are tons of great Yiddish words. Some of my favorites are schvitz (to sweat; alternatively a sauna), schlep ([traveling] an annoying distance), mischigas (nonsense or nutty behavior, or kinda similar to a clusterfuck), noodge (kinda like a pest, but said with some affection), zaftig (pleasingly plump, like Christina Hendricks), and kvell (to be really happy/proud, opposite of kvetch).

Smeg is actually a well known appliance brand

Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

Chicken cheesesteak with provolone and fried onions on an amoroso rollllllllll

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

Pepsi Kona for me please

Different strokes for different folks, but for me personally, absolutely not. I’m married anyway but if I were single and looking to date, I would completely avoid people with kids. I just don’t enjoy them and wouldn’t want them in my life. Plus it would be unfair to the kids!