Idk if it’s the weed, the adderall, or the ADHD, but this thread is everything I need in my life.

He’s not trolling, but my guess is he read Sapiens and that’s his current gospel.

I remember seeing a giant jug of Cotton Candy at Walmart that said “A naturally fat-free food!”

Like, no shit, obviously, it’s literally sugar and food coloring.

Same. I think they stopped when I lied and said I got aids from my gay lover.

In reality I was a straight virgin.

I had pretty good grades…took the ASVAB just to get out of English class (it was optional).

Got so many calls from recruiters because apparently I had gotten a really good score on the ASVAB, but it was early 2002 and I had absolutely no intention of enlisting. In retrospect I probably would’ve never seen combat and it probably would’ve been “better” for me in a lot of ways, but I have always been a liberal pacifist and it wouldn’t have jived well with me.

I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…

I’ve been paranoid to do that since I’d heard that the switch charger is non-standard, but that may just be Nintendo propaganda.

As a fat left handed person, these desks are one of the main reasons I dropped out of college.

Brand new sentence.

Why is there a David but not a Davego?

Stupid sexy porkchop.

I switched from 4x 1080p displays for work (1 over 3) to a 4k, a 1080p, and the laptop screen.

The 1080p is mostly for screenshares in meetings. Since most people don’t have 4k monitors, sharing a 4k display in a meeting is a terrible experience for everyone else.

But I’d much rather have “one big display” than the same real estate on more screens. Much more flexible with layout. A 4k monitor is the same number of pixels as 4 1080p screens, and I’ve got one 43” monitor (TV) instead of four 23”.

My face when I realize I live in New England.

I don’t know much about cat records, but that’s usually a pretty fatal title for humans. Almost everyone whose ever held that record has died and replaced by the next in succession. Practically a GRRM novel.

This is going to be under the deck. There won’t be much direct sunlight. The deck will block most of it.

No, we have beards for the same reason. I hate my chins.

Went on a brewery tour bus a few months ago…early April in Boston.

Realized at our first stop that every guy had a beard and was wearing a flannel shirt, myself included.

You’ve got to try craft beer RIGHT NOW.

Dude we’ve got horseflies around here the size of a quarter with these big nasty green eyes. They bite and their saliva burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

Keep that shit away from me.

Looks like a womannequin to me.